actually, I'm a sock model
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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