His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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