Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
