It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize