It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
