Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
