why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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