he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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