So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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