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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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