you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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