just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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