i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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