maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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