i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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