For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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