I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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