i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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