Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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