Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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