Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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