once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is it because I queefed?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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