I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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