Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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