i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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