Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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