with your own penis?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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