you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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