i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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