The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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