She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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