So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm both gender and math confused
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