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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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