think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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