My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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