Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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