I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
should my penis look like a turkey
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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