ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Sorry my hands just texted you
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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