wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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