Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
