I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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