I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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