Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
