New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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