Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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