He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
