S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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