Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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