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I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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