But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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