a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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