What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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