I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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