I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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