French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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