Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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