Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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